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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Girls liking cute skinny guys really, really pisses off chuds. I can’t tell you how many shlubby bearded gamer-bro types I’ve heard complaining about “girls like girlish boys not manly men like me nowadays, what the hell is going wrong with the world”.

    Your out of shape and unkempt appearance was never attractive gamers, there’s not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women you just don’t care about your own appearance and stay inside all day. Have you tried going to mixed social events and being nice and funny? Have you taken some time working on your appearance to match your expectations? (If you want a woman who shaves and wears make-up, you better be bathing and styling your hair and getting nice clean outfits too)

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        proof is stavros halkias

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        Lmao you pretty much described every other Guatemalan man in a relationship

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      Literally just mad because they convinced themselves having a “beard” was manly

      Now the SJWs took away the only way they could possibly ever be manly.

      Nobody’s impressed by them dipping bacon into 40 ounces of coke anymore, or at least people are now actually voicing how unimpressed they are.

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        dipping bacon into 40 ounces of coke

        christ, that’s a lot of cocaine

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        Never understood the appeal of those big ass beards that cover the entire lower half of their face and then some, but I see it all the time on chuds

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          A more subtle beard is much more superior anyway lenin-pensive

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            marx-goth “Excuse me?”

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          Marx and Engels in shambles.

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          Hides the face, which is nice if you’re insecure about it

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          and that ugly ass “high and tight” haircut they have along with that

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          i know this is all about people we all despise, but surely, people feeling ok in their body is a good thing?

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            there’s a difference between feeling OK in your body and feeling like the “ideal” body type and denigrating all the skinny twinks for being girlish

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                Yeah I can agree to that and can see I was overcorrecting. I’ve removed the comment.

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              Removed by mod

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      Reminds me of the MRA/Kermit bros who wasted years chasing the bag and nothing else then complain about how women don’t like them even though they’re rich lol and they try to make it seem sinister and ask for explanations like “dating is fucked! what’s going on here?!” Dating is certainly a problem, but they convinced themselves they found the secret to women

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      there’s not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women

      stuff im a horde of hot twinks stealing all the women

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        Overlord games but you’re controlling hordes of twinks and not little demon goblins.

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          Stop, it’s too hot, you’ll summon the volcel police

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            The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

            نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

            volcel-police

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              ooooooooooooooh

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      Orlando Bloom Legolas was like the biggest heartthrob of a generation, even with Viggo Aragorn right there beside him

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        and before that, Di Caprio. Before that, the Beatles. idk it always seems to be cute lads and not buff he-men

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        Viggo is way hotter, but I think that’s because tolkien elves are like categorically unsexy

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          have you read the bits where tolkien talks about elven marriage, sex life and children? it’s some wild shit

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        Maos “No investigation, no right to speak” was actually a self help book

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      I don’t think you meant it like this, but some of this reads like “If you’re a hairy overweight introvert you don’t care about your appearance and were never attractive”.

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