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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sorry for blaming you, Brutus.

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Sorry for blaming you, Brutus.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    … and only one was fatal

    … and they didn’t think about anything of the consequences afterwards

    … and they didn’t even kill Marc Antony

    … and infinity

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      Only one needed to be fatal tbf

      The rest was just for aesthetics, send a message kinda shit ✊

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    Its like none of you have been to a gangbang before.

    Do you know how hard it is to get more than 4 guys close enough at once?

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      Arguably, it’d be easier if they had dicks on their hands, like (supposedly) the knives.

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        Agreed, but you have less worries about a teamkill waving a dick around.

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    img

  • Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world
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    Tbf, Brutus didn’t go for a killing blow. He stabbed Caesar right in the dick. I’d say he deserved what he got.

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      Tldr ? About the brutus guy and what happened to him ?

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        LOL It’s hard to do a TLDR … but this is a really REALLY good video

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XBxMk_plhA

        I guess the TLDR is: There was a civil war about it and Brutus was a big part of it

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    Did the song mmm whatcha say play each time he was stabbed?

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      Definitely. That was the inspiration of the SNL skit.

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    The Tsalal Station scientists be like:

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    https://youtu.be/mmnI1w9mnl0

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