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illectrility@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I don't even know what this means but I'm just gonna leave it right here

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I don't even know what this means but I'm just gonna leave it right here

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illectrility@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago
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    pov: incel with physics education from wikipedia imagines what it’d be like to talk to a woman

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    Still salvageable.

    'Yes mistress. I am stupid filth, mistress. Please teach me more."

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      Knowing Dommes that would work for some but you better at least be able to demonstrate a decent capacity in some stem branch. Engineering is a mixed bag because it’s great for degradation scenes but it is often a yellow flag

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        Degradation scenes? Wtf is that?

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          Listen, slut, you think you can just show up here and get off. No, you’re going to earn it. Get on all fours! My boots haven’t been tounge washed lately.

          And so on.

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            Hay different strokes for different folks!

          • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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            Tongue*

            🤦🏼‍♂️

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        What do you mean by yellow flag?

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          I’m being tongue in cheek as I’m an engineer myself, but there is a certain type of person who is overrepresented in the career and leaves a bad taste in people’s mouths for us. These people are firmly camped at mount stupid on most topics, generally show poor social skills, and in general are not fun to be around. There’s also a misogyny problem within the career that many women have picked up on

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            Oof I got really worried I was camping at the peak myself just now, but then I saw the examples given and feel a bit better haha.

            Hopefully being kind, open minded, and loving dominant woman doesn’t make us a minority, as a fellow engineer.

            Cheers, thanks for the explanation.

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              It might, but that’s ok. I’m married to a Domme myself, dating another, and have been flirting with a third (everyone knows about all of it). The trick is that I’m involved in my local community, treat dominant women like people, and am fun to be around. Bring an attractive woman helps I’m sure, but I’ve met unattractive men in similar situations so it’s probably not just that

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    This makes me want to file a feature request with @dessalines@lemmy.ml about Lemmy supporting LATEX.

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      It already has trouble with regular code blocks.

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    Did… She just set the speed of light to 1?

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      This isn’t uncommon in lots of physics calculations where you are working at the same scales a lot and its cumbersome to keep carrying the constants around and it adds risk of making a mistake.

      Think of it as assuming you are working in a system of units where you measure all your speeds relative to the speed of light. So rather than saying the speed limit of a road is 30mph you would say its .000000045c.

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      She’s measuring distances in light-seconds. Then the speed of light is 1 light-second per second

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      1 what? Cucumber per nanosecond?

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        1 speed of light of course.

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        Light-second per second

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        Actually, yes. Light travels about 30cm in a nanosecond, around the size of a cucumber.

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          Which is why I updated my comment from “banana per nanosecond”, which itself was originally updated from “apple per picosecond” that I just put there randomly, without any thought.

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        Is there another way to measure the speed of light?

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      It’s just a number, and all units are relative. So if you set it to 1 and make sure the equation still is valid it doesn’t matter.

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        It is matter, though.

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          Except at the speed of light?

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            What about plaid?

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              It’s ludicrous!

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      Just use the only practical unit of length, “lengthunit”, which is equal to 299792458 meters (whatever those are…) times the only practical unit of time, “time unit”, divided by a “second” (whatever that is…).

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        A “second” is the 2nd division of an hour.

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    For those who dont understand the equation, E = Energy, specifically Kenetic Energy in this case, p = momentum, which is determined by mass and velocity, and m = mass. You wanna know something else? a^2 + b^2 = c^2 is the same fucking thing as E^2 = p^2 + m^2.

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      So it’s all just Pythagoras?

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        Always has been

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    • aͮͫͨ͋ͤͣ͌̏lex͒̃ͪ̃ͨ͛́͂ͪ͗̏ͫͮ̂@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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    I’m not saying she’s fast, but she gets around faster than a photon

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      She must be a satanist, then. She has negative mass.

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        Or she’s an electron in some medium, travelling faster than the local speed of light

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    So she’s a classical kind of girl?

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    Take my very energetic upvote

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      Did you upvote this while at rest?

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        Best I can do is an inertial reference frame

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    uhmmm ahcktually its E2=m2c4+p2c2

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      Thank God for natural units

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    I think the “her” in this meme must be Angela Collier.

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    Energy as a form of momentum

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    I have literally never heard a smart person ever say “degenerate” unless to refer to the fact the word originates from Nazi Germany.

    spoiler

    (not in the mathematical context, smartass. When used to refer to things in a negative connotation. They’re the ones who pioneered that)

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    girl spinning so fast homey’s frames be dragging

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