have they considered differently abled people who cannot easily hold a spoon? no. this is ableist. this is why reconstituted meat and preserved veg are the only things we should serve to children, tankie

Its interesting how some cultures have such different texture profiles for their food

• America: CRONNNNNCH
• Japan: Wow so smooth, so slimy
• India: Imagine not eating stew. Are you fucking insane?

I think in Eastern Europe if you say you don’t like soup they throw you off a cliff Spartan style as a form of euthanasia.