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FistfulOfStars@kbin.social to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Lovely yard for the kids

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Lovely yard for the kids

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FistfulOfStars@kbin.social to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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  • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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    That’s about the laziest Photoshop job I’ve seen

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      It’s misleading to call it photoshopping. It’s MSPaint copy & pasting.

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        Photoshop clone stamp. Because it’s the only thing this person knows how to use.

        (I know because I used to be that person. Listen, it was a phase and I got over it, ok Mom?!!?)

        • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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          Right, exactly this. Clone stamp used badly.

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      I wonder kind of damage it’s obscuring.

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      Looks more like an MS Paint job to me

      • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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        Pretty sure, as @Chetzemoka@kbin.social said, it’s the clone stamp in Photoshop. It can be used well, but this isn’t evidence of it.

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    Pay no attention to the sinkhole behind the photoshop

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    Wait, you’re telling me grass doesn’t look this way naturally?

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    Love me some photoshop

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    I think that’s a location in John Dies at the End.

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      Spoiler smh

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    Portal to the Backrooms included!

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    It’s not considered misleading advertising, as long as the decaying cow skeletons have been removed before the final walkthrough. /s

    And no, I’m just guessing. Though I did once have a neighbor like that, so I’m worried about being right…

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    Magic Eye in the backyard!

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