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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Liberal Conspiracy Theorists Claim Kid Rock Will Endorse Trump At Daytona 500

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Liberal Conspiracy Theorists Claim Kid Rock Will Endorse Trump At Daytona 500

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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DAYTONA BEACH, FL—Saying the event would mark a pivotal moment in the years-long conservative psyop, liberal conspiracy theorists claimed Friday that Kid Rock would endorse Donald Trump for president at this year’s Daytona 500. “Calling it now—on Feb. 18, Kid Rock takes the stage for a pre-race concert at Daytona and…
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    His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.

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      No need to attack a valid profession

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      Wednesday afternoon strippers are the best.

      That’s when the strip club in the strip mall by the outlet stores serve meatballs.

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      His gf works the Tuesday morning shifts

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        Someone has to. Don’t be shitty/prudish/judgmental. Stripping is a valid job.

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    Kevin Sorbo will endorses trump on Twitter, according to conspiracy theories, but will get owned by Lucy Lawless in response.

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    Most believable Onion headline ever

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    Chris Jericho will also endorse Trump, and Jericho’s wife wants to know when’s the next insurrection

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    Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that’s statutory But I say it’s mandatory

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