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arrow-up1236arrow-down1imageThe tribulations of Tony Pizzastartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoI call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is (“what’s the word, little bird?”)
minus-squareAviandelight @mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoDoes she respond “how now brown cow?”
minus-squareFat Tony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-21 year agoI’m thinking more like: “I want a divorce, charley horse.”
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago“Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass.”
minus-squarehansl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoBird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is (“what’s the word, little bird?”)
Does she respond “how now brown cow?”
I’m thinking more like: “I want a divorce, charley horse.”
“Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass.”
Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.
Oooh she’ll like that one!
I’m gonna eat you out, my little trout.
Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.