can@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoAlabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirtyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1669arrow-down113
arrow-up1656arrow-down1external-linkAlabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirtyoutu.becan@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareFaceDeer@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up66·1 year agoWhat if the basketball fell out on its own?
minus-squareRaoulDook@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·1 year agoBasketball miscarriage, straight to jail.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoTexas will punch her in the god damn face
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoSounds a lot like traveling to me. That’s illegal unless you’re a sovereign citizen; then it’s the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!
What if the basketball fell out on its own?
Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.
Texas will punch her in the god damn face
Sounds a lot like traveling to me. That’s illegal unless you’re a sovereign citizen; then it’s the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!