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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

If I was smarter, I'd have gotten the bag.

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If I was smarter, I'd have gotten the bag.

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  • Zloubida@lemmy.world
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    The worst? I stopped to do research after my PhD and now, I forgot everything. Dumb as a rock AND without any useful knowledge of my very peculiar subject.

    But I still have the paper, yay!

    • vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      OI DO YOU ‘AVE A SCIENCE LICENSE?

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        *Soience loicense

  • FlameBurningOrange@lemmynsfw.com
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    But surely everyone greets you by saying “Dr. Fossilesque, I presume?”.

    That alone has got to be worth the overqualification issues.

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      Finishing up my thesis but, god I hope not. Those people are insufferable.

      • AntY@lemmy.world
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        I called an associate professor by a common nickname derived from his actual name, thing is that it draws the thought to some drug addict from the 70’s. When I got my phd, he took to calling me by my title as a revenge.

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        What will you be doctoring?

        • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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          Probably other doctors.

          • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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            That’s right, at the Skool of Hard Knocks.

        • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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          The governor’s signature

      • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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        Better than people who insist on being called “Dr.”

        • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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          That’s what I was referring to. 😅

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    The more PhDs I know and the closer I am to grad school, the more it feels like getting a PhD is about being stubborn than it is about being smarter than everyone in the room.

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Yes.

    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee
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      In my experience it’s being stubborn or possessing a robust resiliency to mental health damage. Being smart, or better yet from a family that is wealthy enough to support you just makes everything a fair bit easier.

      Also, making friends with your advisors doesn’t hurt either.

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    And a lot of debt, usually. Don’t forget that one.

    • vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I got paid for the PhD. Not as much as I would have earned as a computer button pusher, but enough to live on.

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      If you have to pay to get a PhD then you were fleeced and probably deserve to lose that money

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        Yeah, I got paid to do gradschool. Not much cuz I didn’t shop around and just stayed where I did undergrad, but yeah, once you’re doing research, they should be paying you.

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        pls no bully yanks

        yanks are fren not food

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          I don’t know, there are lots of PhD programs in the U.S. where you’re a research assistant, which basically means your tuition is free and you’re paid a stipend for the research. In my experience, I’ve only met US PhD students who were fully funded.

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            From what I’ve heard, PhD positions in the US are funded in STEM fields, but not in the arts and social sciences. But I could be wrong.

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              Apologies for the Reddit link, but this explains a lot of what I would have said: https://www.reddit.com/r/GradSchool/comments/qwgl6h/why_is_there_a_commonly_repeated_idea_on_this_sub/

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                Ah, that’s interesting. So I guess the idea that arts PhDs don’t get funding in the US is (mostly) a myth?

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                  I think people think that having to TA means they’re not being funded or something like that. If you’re getting into a program that doesn’t fully fund you, then that program doesn’t want you or it’s not a good research program. All reputable PhD programs fully fund across disciplines.

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        According to the NCES, in 2015-16 the average PhD graduate had about $100k student debt

        https://nces.ed.gov/programs/coe/pdf/coe_tub.pdf

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          Maybe you should look outside of the US.

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            Ya got me there.

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          I think most of these are from undergrad and master. AFAIK most PhD are fully funded. Not enough to pay any debt, but usually enough to not starve.

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          I think that’s maybe from undergrad or masters? Most PhD programs are fellowships or scholarships, so the student doesn’t pay for anything.

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    I honestly believe that the usefulness of a specific piece of knowledge resembles the logarithmic curve, the higher your education already is.

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    If I were* smarter

    When using be in an if clause for an unreal conditional sentence, always conjugate it as were, no matter what the subject is. Even if the subject is first-person singular (I) or third-person singular (he, she, or it), still use were with an if clause in unreal conditional sentences.

    https://www.grammarly.com/blog/conditional-sentences-was-instead-of-were/

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      TIL: This is an artefact of my regional dialect. https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/language-variation-and-change/article/abs/new-role-for-an-ancient-variable-in-appalachia-paradigm-leveling-and-standardization-in-west-virginia/3F069F1A76FBFFB75566131FB9D955C9 Apparently, the leveled was is a thing.

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    I do not regret not going to grad school

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    Wait, we’re all in low resolution? bear-despair

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      We always was ( Insert astranouts meme ).

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        🌍 astronaut-2 astronaut-1

        we rly be living in emoji luxury on my instance

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    Oh wait shjt j meant to reply to the meme abour pi digits that doesn’t make any sense

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    If you found it interesting and enriching to do that’s the most important shit. You have the opportunity to research a subject you like now I guess at least

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