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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Without spitting on it, while in your direct line of sight, while making eye contact with you, hopefully.

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      My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!

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