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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon is out of ideas

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Anon is out of ideas

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • minibyte@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Max 401k, Roth IRA, and HSA contributions. Buy a fleshlight.

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      There are way too many comments in this thread for it to be okay that yours is the only one mentioning investing for retirement.

      • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Just goes to show you how few of your peers are actually saving for retirement

        • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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          In this economy?

          • jaybone@lemmy.world
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            In this day and age?

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        Right? I’m baffled I had to scroll down this far for a mention of investing, which was my immediate answer, after reading the greentext. And it’s absolutely the thing everybody should be doing with part of their money

      • sir_pronoun@lemmy.world
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        I’m just thankful someone finally mentioned buying a fleshlight

    • Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Don’t forget the kids’ 529

      • Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works
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        I don’t think Anon will have to worry about that one…

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        And make sure you educate yourself on what colleges your kid is looking into. It sure would suck having all the 529 money get sucked into a scam school that generates debt for unexchangeable course credits.

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      Also, if you are technically self-employed, 401k + self-employed IRA provides a lot of room for more tax benefits. If you manage to fill those, then you can always open a brokerage account to put additional savings.

      Broad market index funds are a popular choice.

      Eventually retire so you have time to play those video games and get sleep.

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