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BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam

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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam

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BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts "Click Click Boom" by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam
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51-year-old nu-metal fan Ricky Clud recently expressed that Saliva's early 2000s classic “Click Click Boom'' was the secret to getting hyped up for his prostate exam, several crudely tattooed sources report.
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    1. Set appointment with your doctor.
    2. Go to appointment.
    3. Accept IV full of white shit.
    4. Wake up stoned as balls
    5. SO drives you home.

    Easy money.

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      For a prostate exam?

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        You don’t normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards

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      My doctor has long fingernails and it’s super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.

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        All 10 of them?

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      I gotta get a twin monitor on a proper stand at least if I’m gonna get old on the internet I need luxury and style to do it

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    A better approach is to get familiar with your body.

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    He’s gotta get “hyped up” for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor’s appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

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      He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.

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