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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Where are you headed?

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Where are you headed?

startrek.website

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh hey, I know where this is. I’ve been here before. This is near Surprise, Arizona.

    Cotton Lane is a road with cotton fields on either side of it for miles. There’s a prison nearby as well as the town of Surprise and the local zoo. This is all near Luke Air Force Base, west of Phoenix.

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      Yes this is correct, west valley checking in!

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    Plot twist: all of them are for the same place.

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      • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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        I have a strong feeling your prompt was literally just “cotton lane prison surprise zoo”

        • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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          Pretty close.

          prison suprise cotton zoo strange scenery featuring

          • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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            Dall-e?

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            Stable diffusion?

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    Surprise, zoos are prisons, but you can buy cotton candy there, Lane.

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    Why is zoo in red 😳

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Actual answer for anyone curious: In the US, most public points of interest are marked by brown signs (parks, libraries, zoos, historical sites, etc.)

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        And “traveler facilities” are blue, right? Camping, gas/food/lodging, hospital, rest areas?

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          I’m trying to remember what I see every day now… I’m sure hospitals and the signs for food/lodging are blue. Maybe airports and train stations too?

          When I picture signs for camp grounds, I imagine them as brown, but I could be wrong.

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            https://mutcd.fhwa.dot.gov/services/publications/fhwaop02084/index.htm

            The use of red on signs is limited to stop, yield, and prohibition signs.
            A white background indicates a regulatory sign;
            yellow conveys a general warning message;
            green shows permitted traffic movements or directional guidance;
            fluorescent yellow/green indicates pedestrian crossings and school zones;
            orange is used for warning and guidance in roadway work zones;
            coral is used for incident management signs;
            blue indicates road user services, tourist information, and evacuation routes;
            and brown is for guidance to sites of public recreation or cultural interest.

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            Why bother remembering when you can just look it up in the MUTCD?

        • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social
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          Blue is just “informational”

          Anything from upcoming ammenities to what radio station you should tune to for information during evacuations (hurricane evacuation routes have these regularly)

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            Ohhh so that’s why “info” type components (toasts, modals, divs, whatever) are styled in blue for every CSS bootstrapping kit.

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      deleted by creator

    • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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      If the prisoners are bad they go into the cages of the most dangerous animals while the zoo is closed /s

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      🚨DANGER🚨ZOO🚨

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    Its so wierd seeing memes about where you live

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      I hope prison is treating you well.

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        Surprise! He actually lives in a zoo.

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    “For your birthday we will visit your father at prision, then I have a surprise for you, and then we will got to the zoo.”

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    'Murika

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      The only place with prisons that are near places that have names amirite

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    I’m headed to go camping near the Cotton Lane Surprise Prison Zoo, why do you ask?

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    People prison Surprise Animal Prison

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