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RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon blames his parents for being a loser

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Anon blames his parents for being a loser

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RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • zazo@lemmy.world
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    Ah yes, the love of anon’s life - the chick that fucks random dudes in a frat house toilet, and they say romance isn’t real 😍

    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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      Back when I was in my early 20s my friends girlfriend tried to set me up with her friend, her selling point to me was that she fucked two dudes in the back of a biker bar the previous weekend.

      I passed on that really fast, I was also mighty impressed with his girlfriends opinion of me.

    • umulu@lemmy.world
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      😂 astonishing the amount of shit people think they’re “missing out”

  • kromem@lemmy.world
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    This guy thinking that girl would have fucked him if only he kept playing FIFA is like the RIAA decades ago thinking I would have bought the CD for an mp3 I downloaded if only there wasn’t Napster.

    • watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Napster? Here, take my seat, I can stand.

      • kromem@lemmy.world
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        Thank you, sonny. Here, have a nickel and go get yourself something nice from the candy store.

  • Illecors@lemmy.cafe
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    Is there a prerequsite for greentext to be completely made up?

    • spudwart@spudwart.com
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      Plays LoL and life is ruined, seems legit to me. /jk

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      Yes, have you ever seen a single one that seemed true?

      • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world
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        https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0fd0de0f-88c9-469c-9ab0-a5093b840029.jpeg

        This one^

        • smeg@feddit.uk
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          OK fair, that’s the only true one

      • Illecors@lemmy.cafe
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        I’ve only joined this sub a few days ago, so, I guess, no :(

        • smeg@feddit.uk
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          Just enjoy the silly stories, they’re all made up (just like every post on the internet)

          • Illecors@lemmy.cafe
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            Would a post saying every post is made up break the universe, then? 😁

            • smeg@feddit.uk
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              Assuming that the universe is a simulation being run by a robot that can’t parse logical paradoxes, yes

              • radix@lemm.ee
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                What a waste of a robot, to parse internet content instead of just serve it. Insanity would be a reprieve.

    • papabobolious@feddit.nu
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      It’s part of the adventure

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    Anon plays one game on his PC for years and years and blames his mom for it lmao

  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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    Bruh if your life was dependant on FIFA you lost from day 1

  • Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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    Isn’t Fifa cross platform?

    • thatgirlwasfire@lemmy.world
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      Yes, but cross platform multiplayer is a recent thing. So he’d have to play only with other PC FIFA players

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        More recent than the ps3?

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          Yes. The PS3 launched in 2006, that isnt very recent. This wikipedia article says that while there were a few dreamcast games with crossplay, Overwatch (PS4) seemed to start the modern crossplay trend.

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            Well fuck me, I’m getting old

            • LUHG@lemmy.world
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              Only the new FIFA 24 is cross play and it’s not even called FIFA anymore. Yes, we are getting old.

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                Wait what. What’s it called now?

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                  FC 24. EA didn’t want to pay FIFA for the naming rights as they asked for a ridiculous amount of money.

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