Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 4 days agoShipping company asks you to schedule delivery window, and then delivers your item 2 hours latemessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareShipping company asks you to schedule delivery window, and then delivers your item 2 hours lateDr. WeskerMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 4 days agoIndian driver with a "STUDENT DRIVER" bumper stickermessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down16
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareIndian driver with a "STUDENT DRIVER" bumper stickerDr. WeskerMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 24 days agoYou can't find the perfect porno for the occasionmessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareYou can't find the perfect porno for the occasionDr. WeskerMEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
webghost0101@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 25 days agoYou got the lightswitches messed up again message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareYou got the lightswitches messed up again webghost0101@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 25 days agoYou go to bed early to get some extra sleep, but end up looking at your phone until normal bedtimemessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareYou go to bed early to get some extra sleep, but end up looking at your phone until normal bedtimeDr. WeskerMEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agoSat on the toilet too long and now your leg is asleepmessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down10
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareSat on the toilet too long and now your leg is asleepDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · 2 months agoWhen you make a typo in you Lemmy post but when you go to correct it the server has a hiccupmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhen you make a typo in you Lemmy post but when you go to correct it the server has a hiccuppieguyEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · edit-22 months agoHaving the mutation that makes cilantro/coriander taste soapish to you yet not being mad at itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareHaving the mutation that makes cilantro/coriander taste soapish to you yet not being mad at itplus-squarepieguyEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agoMaking nervous, awkward small talk during an unfamiliar sexual situationmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareMaking nervous, awkward small talk during an unfamiliar sexual situationDr. WeskerMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 months agoCan't find the mouse on the screen, so you jiggle it more and more fiercelymessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareCan't find the mouse on the screen, so you jiggle it more and more fiercelyDr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · 3 months agoStomach grumbles, but it sounds like a fart, and now you fear those around you will think you let one ripmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareStomach grumbles, but it sounds like a fart, and now you fear those around you will think you let one rippieguyEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 months agoYou wake up with more aches than you went to bed withmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareYou wake up with more aches than you went to bed withDr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 months agoCat is highly offended that you sneezedmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareCat is highly offended that you sneezedDr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
pieguyEnglish · 3 months agoolive breadmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareolive breadpieguyEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 months agoStool looser than you'd prefer it to bemessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareStool looser than you'd prefer it to beDr. WeskerMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agoYou did a lot of work yesterday, so you can probably slack off a bit more today, and no one would say anything message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou did a lot of work yesterday, so you can probably slack off a bit more today, and no one would say anything Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 6 months agoCat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rug message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down11
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareCat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rug Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 6 months agoYou need to celebrate something, so you intentionally give yourself minor poisoning message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareYou need to celebrate something, so you intentionally give yourself minor poisoning Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 6 months agoYou sit down to play a game, but you can't decide what you want to play message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareYou sit down to play a game, but you can't decide what you want to play Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 6 months agoHave a really good idea but no way to capture it at the moment, so you tell yourself you'll remember it, but then you don't remember it message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down12
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareHave a really good idea but no way to capture it at the moment, so you tell yourself you'll remember it, but then you don't remember it Dr. WeskerMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
